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By Emma Milne

James Herriot meets Bridget Jones during this sincere, no-holds-barred account of the ups and downs of a vet's life

Misty used to be ecstatic to determine her proprietor yet to the nurse's shock her proprietor simply stood there and acknowledged, "What have you ever performed with my dog’s head?" "I’m sorry," answered the nurse, "what do you suggest? She’s simply been in for spaying." "That isn’t my dog’s head. the remainder of it truly is my puppy yet you’ve positioned a special head on it."

On a crisp October morning in 1996, Emma Milne begun her first activity as a newly certified vet, and now she tells the entire tale. we find the various issues that may get caught in an animal's belly, easy methods to cease a cow exploding, and—the greatest fact of all—that animals are effortless to accommodate compared to their proprietors. they are saying that fact is stranger than fiction, and those stories change into stranger—and funnier—than you'll ever have imagined.

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